My friend John sent this link to me a few minutes ago.
Here’s what his email said:
“Kate, I just came across this website. I can’t believe I’ve never seen it before. I know you have a small fear of clowns… well, it’s time to conquer that fear baby! Look that asshole Spitzle in the eye and let him know who’s boss. Who am I kidding, you’re probably going to be even more afraid of clowns now. Whatever, send me your therapy bill.”
I hate you.