Dear Cupid,
I know you’re very busy, but if you get some free time, please toss an arrow in the general direction of Jason Shwartzman the next time he’s in SF. I’ll take care of the rest.
We’ll have movie marathons on rainy Sundays and read Ben Nugent books to each other in the park. He’ll take polaroid pictures of me when I’m asleep and I’ll knit him periwinkle mittens for a cold New York winter. We’ll giggle and be awkward when we say our vows at our wedding, and we’ll live in a small one bedroom flat with bay windows overlooking Central Park. He’ll always bring me sunflowers when I’m feeling blue and I’ll always wake up early to make him breakfast. In the summer, we’ll skateboard hand-in-hand to our favorite ice cream parlor. When we’re on a plane, he’ll hold my hand durig take off and I’ll play the tamborine during his music sessions. He’ll think I’m cute when I’m drunk. I’ll think his stinky feet are adorable.
Trust me Cupid, it will be a good investment. Think about it.
Love,
Katie